Lessons from TV
Here are some important life lessons from my tv watching this weekend.1. If your boyfriend is out sailing the ocean and finding himself, DO NOT leave a voicemail on your boyfriend's phone telling him you are pregnant.
2. In an ugly divorce, DO NOT tease your soon-to-be-ex about not being able to "pull the trigger" with another person in bed.
3. Even if you suspect a lump to be the big "C", DO NOT sit in your unlocked office with your hand down your shirt cupping your breast.
4. When staring down the barrel of a handgun held by a crazy guy in speedo underwear and cowboy boots, DO promise to fulfill any obligations.
and finally...
5. After commiting an unforgiveable violation of trust, and dooming the human civilization to extinction, DO NOT accept any liquids that you did not see prepared.
posted by JennTec @ 12:50 PM
2 Comments:
what the hell were you watching?
You really made me wait until the end for the BSG lesson.
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